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PostSubject: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:03 pm

Suicide Pilot Attempts to Kill Mother with Terrible Pun

Looks like this story...
*Dons sunglasses*
...doesn't fly.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!


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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:15 pm

Great White Shark Jumps Into Research Boat

Looks like this Whitey...
*Dons sunglasses*
...isn't going free.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:31 pm

Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on Wife by Hidden Camera

Looks like Mr. Hansen...
*Dons sunglasses*
...is about to take a seat.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:09 am

New York City Officials Close Four Beaches Due to Sewage Leak

Looks like the Big Apple...
*Dons sunglasses*
...tastes pretty shitty.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:51 pm

Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.

Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs.
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:00 pm

Aerikor wrote:
Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.

Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs.
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Schwarz wrote:
Aerikor wrote:
Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.

Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs.
Your link isn't working.
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:26 pm

I know it's a color code. I'm telling you to go get some new bullitens to make fun of, lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News   Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:51 pm

Honor Your Dead Loved Ones by Stuffing Their Ashes in a Bullet and Shooting It

Looks like the family...
*Dons sunglasses*
...just fired Grandpa.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
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