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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Schwarz One-Line's the News Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:03 pm | |
| Suicide Pilot Attempts to Kill Mother with Terrible Pun
Looks like this story...
*Dons sunglasses*
...doesn't fly.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:15 pm | |
| Great White Shark Jumps Into Research Boat
Looks like this Whitey...
*Dons sunglasses*
...isn't going free.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! | |
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:31 pm | |
| Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on Wife by Hidden Camera
Looks like Mr. Hansen...
*Dons sunglasses*
...is about to take a seat.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! | |
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:09 am | |
| New York City Officials Close Four Beaches Due to Sewage Leak
Looks like the Big Apple...
*Dons sunglasses*
...tastes pretty shitty.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
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Aerikor
Posts : 4
Join date : 2011-07-27
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:51 pm | |
| Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.
Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs. | |
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:00 pm | |
| - Aerikor wrote:
- Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.
Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs. Your link isn't working. | |
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Aerikor
Posts : 4
Join date : 2011-07-27
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:05 pm | |
| - Schwarz wrote:
- Aerikor wrote:
- Man found dead after eating at McDonalds.
Well it looks like he didn't have a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Happy Meal.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
P.S.
In an earlier post Schwarz, you said "somebody" screams "Yeeaaahhh!" That's Roger Daltrey from The Who, one of the greatest bands ever and also the makers of all three CSI theme songs. Your link isn't working. color=blue | |
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:26 pm | |
| I know it's a color code. I'm telling you to go get some new bullitens to make fun of, lol. | |
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Schwarz
Posts : 64
Join date : 2011-07-08
| | Subject: Re: Schwarz One-Line's the News Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:51 pm | |
| Honor Your Dead Loved Ones by Stuffing Their Ashes in a Bullet and Shooting It
Looks like the family...
*Dons sunglasses*
...just fired Grandpa.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! | |
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